tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post7710397870066068446..comments2023-12-28T11:27:12.248-06:00Comments on The Art of Being Conflicted: What Lesson Did You Learn?Cperzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-48969489412594536842013-06-11T06:34:06.428-05:002013-06-11T06:34:06.428-05:00Wonder where that phrase "swinging a dead cat...Wonder where that phrase "swinging a dead cat" came from. Creepy enough you wouldn't of thought it would of become a cliche. <br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, Mr. Door Banger, seems to have a history of doing weird things. Several of the reports of his arrest, quote him as saying to the police that he considers himself "nuts". I don't think that point escaped them.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-18423954245909010172013-06-10T21:35:37.268-05:002013-06-10T21:35:37.268-05:00Swinging a dead cat is also disgusting... But anyw...Swinging a dead cat is also disgusting... But anyway. A guy having his way with a door. Yeeeeeah... I think he needs some real help... Yikes...<br /><br /><br />CatCat Lacemakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-45227596298263106132013-06-10T20:17:58.850-05:002013-06-10T20:17:58.850-05:00That would be a difficult tasks, I think....weedin...That would be a difficult tasks, I think....weeding out weirdos. Esp. since some of those weirdos work in the government. <br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, handing out weed would be a big no no here. In fact, the mere promise of handing our weed would probably get someone hauled in.<br /><br /><br />I thought the same thing, Linda. What kind of idiot makes the trip down their to get their free pot but doesn't know the difference between marijuana and tomato plants?Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-61675015159347533852013-06-10T20:15:06.197-05:002013-06-10T20:15:06.197-05:00Don't call the cops!!! You might be taking the...Don't call the cops!!! You might be taking them away from saving someone's ears from dogs barking and we all know that cops are needed for important things like that. <br /><br /><br /><br />OR maybe the ladies in the neighborhood couldn't concentrate on their work, with a 9 ft man with a his business standing proud and center.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-45316196234918228342013-06-10T17:01:40.077-05:002013-06-10T17:01:40.077-05:00XOXOXOXOXOXOmeleahrebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-91784883556349407102013-06-10T16:32:58.628-05:002013-06-10T16:32:58.628-05:00The first sure sign that the politician is a liar,...The first sure sign that the politician is a liar, liar, pants on fire, is that the cops were nowhere in sight. If he was really giving out free weed in Cincinnati the cops would be all over the place.<br /><br /><br />Guess, the hooker figures time is money. Wonder if she told her john that it would have to be a quickie.<br /><br /><br />Sex with a door...cray cray<br /><br /><br />Thank you my friend!!! I always appreciate that you GET my humor. It's an acquired taste, I think.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-92075902894938579392013-06-10T11:14:23.376-05:002013-06-10T11:14:23.376-05:00Seems like the government didn't squeeze out a...Seems like the government didn't squeeze out all the weirdos. It seems there is always someone doing something to someone else. Free marijuana would definitely be an attention getter around here. Imagine people's surprise at finding juicy red orbs growing on their pot plants? I guess they can't tell the difference.Linda R.http://www.roses2rainbows.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-74943884440201176352013-06-10T10:01:15.218-05:002013-06-10T10:01:15.218-05:00How fitting that news story about the prostitute w...How fitting that news story about the prostitute was with our post today. Next time my wife verbally abuses me, I'm calling the police.<br /><br />Also, maybe local men are just jealous that the gargoyle's junk is bigger than theirs?abeerfortheshowernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-16197627227347999132013-06-10T01:17:40.136-05:002013-06-10T01:17:40.136-05:00Um ---
"but a guy saying he's giving ou...Um --- <br /><br />"but a guy saying he's giving out free weed is most assuredly lying. If he can't carry through with a promise before the election...what is one to think of his carry-through after the election. "<br /><br />EXACTLY! You took the words right out of my mouth!<br /><br />******<br /><br />I am totally cracking up over the hooker who called the cops to complain about her pimp and proceeded to conduct business while waiting for them. That's hilarious. <br /><br />******<br /><br />Sex with a door? Good lord! <br /><br />******<br /><br />"Lesson Learned: Anatomically correct gargoyles are frowned upon and swinging dead cats to find art is rude. "<br /><br />You crack me the hell up, Cheryl!meleahrebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-91783080105824342052013-06-09T13:12:41.462-05:002013-06-09T13:12:41.462-05:00Yes, door sex isn't all that common I suspect....Yes, door sex isn't all that common I suspect. As for size, maybe David Smith is setting the bar that other gargoyles will try to meet or exceed.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-39746544326044456122013-06-08T23:42:08.547-05:002013-06-08T23:42:08.547-05:00Ok sex with a door.............that is a new one f...Ok sex with a door.............that is a new one for me...............the gargoyle well what can I say except really does anyone know the size of their genitillia not me that's for sure......lolJo-Annehttp://joannerambling.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-74182261867350005502013-06-08T12:24:53.250-05:002013-06-08T12:24:53.250-05:00Good point, Robyn. Gargoyle-man isn't exactly...Good point, Robyn. Gargoyle-man isn't exactly attractive is he? I guess, I would be curious about the neighborhood and all that art that you could swing dead cats at and hit, looks like. It could be like the old Sesame Street game, Which one of these things doesn't belong. Maybe none of the other art has genitalia.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-30870255354475750942013-06-08T11:04:09.166-05:002013-06-08T11:04:09.166-05:00I can't imagine genitilia would make that garg...I can't imagine genitilia would make that gargoyle any less attractive. Then again, Steve Mauk may have a point.<br /><br /><br />xoRobynRobyn Engelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-4550660445295074182013-06-08T08:15:38.476-05:002013-06-08T08:15:38.476-05:00Probably someone is reading these comments right n...Probably someone is reading these comments right now and taking notes, RK. They made a note of the likelihood of your future non-consensual relationship to a door. (or maybe your door is into it) <br /><br /> I was less concerned about the phone numbers being collected as I don't have a very interesting phone call list but yesterday when they said they were monitoring computers through AOL, Yahoo and such I got a little nervous....I Google crap all the time for this blog. Just this post alone, I have door sex, free weed, performance enhancement drugs, gargoyle genitalia, AND the very worse thing...I said politicians LIE. (for any government agency reading this...I am sure you are totally honest *wink wink*)<br /><br />As for the gargoyles private parts...very unimpressive. For a 9 foot tall guy, I would of expected better.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-71423373737637151902013-06-07T21:44:24.867-05:002013-06-07T21:44:24.867-05:00They're probably just jealous of the size of t...They're probably just jealous of the size of the gargoyle parts. You know, size matters, and men are easily intimidated. Privacy isn't private - I'll have to use that in a sentence! But seriously, the phone records thing just makes me sick. It tempts me to come up with some rather sick things to say - like I have sex with doors, for instance - in case someone is snooping.Riot Kittynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-75789395776560563922013-06-07T19:00:51.191-05:002013-06-07T19:00:51.191-05:00I felt bad about posting Berry's picture but m...I felt bad about posting Berry's picture but my door would remain closed...with locks and chains...and maybe a canon on the other side for good measure.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-50574881344140920802013-06-07T13:20:32.720-05:002013-06-07T13:20:32.720-05:00Glad you like graphs...I do too! It surprises me ...Glad you like graphs...I do too! It surprises me how many weird stories I have to dismiss because they are just too disturbing. AND you know they must be REALLY bad if they were worse than a guy that is screwing a door. <br /><br />Funny line, Wendy..." get a handle on his 'woody' fixation." Hope he doesn't have a interest in humping iron bars.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-46884511585056064842013-06-07T13:16:29.617-05:002013-06-07T13:16:29.617-05:00Oh yeah! I agree about politicians not being ente...Oh yeah! I agree about politicians not being entertaining. I think that many politicians get where they are because they are slick salesmen. I have to think there are some honest ones but lately they seem to be in hiding. <br /><br /><br /><br />You have a great weekend as well!Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-70717222625855397722013-06-07T13:13:28.361-05:002013-06-07T13:13:28.361-05:00I thought it was pretty funny as well. I guess at ...I thought it was pretty funny as well. I guess at least one local authority doesn't share this point of view.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-26935304333639870722013-06-07T13:06:01.011-05:002013-06-07T13:06:01.011-05:00OHHH. I just love it when you make graphs. After r...OHHH. I just love it when you make graphs. After reading these 'news' items I really am thankful you never convey what transpires on end block 'too gross to report'. <br /><br />Lonely Berry needs to get a handle on his 'woody' fixation.Wendynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-23805075840065337872013-06-07T12:57:54.014-05:002013-06-07T12:57:54.014-05:00hilarious post- people are so silly.....except for...hilarious post- people are so silly.....except for politicians- they aren't entertaining at all...from the top down they are liars and cheaters. Why do they get where they are? <br />Well...people are silly...and don't pay attention to important stuff.<br />Have a great weekend!Kathe W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-35980590667409686762013-06-07T12:37:07.983-05:002013-06-07T12:37:07.983-05:00I think the gargoyle sculpture is funny, with or w...I think the gargoyle sculpture is funny, with or without genitalia!Chubby Chatterboxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-91967995588272777322013-06-07T11:39:01.164-05:002013-06-07T11:39:01.164-05:00I close my comment threads at about 30 days to kee...I close my comment threads at about 30 days to keep the spam off of them. No, I wasn't aware of that until you just told me. I thought it was just some random number someone picked. Still Twitter doesn't work for me. It seems it's just about clever one-liners and I am not a natural comedian.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-90775126859280022912013-06-07T11:36:50.562-05:002013-06-07T11:36:50.562-05:00I am sure those that were really wanting marijuana...I am sure those that were really wanting marijuana felt like throwing tomatoes at this guy. Surely a few of them mentioned the bait and switch when they came to pick up their weed.<br /><br /><br />Hahaha closed door policy...stuck in a jam. Good ones, Lisleman.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-45120322020406968182013-06-07T11:27:13.542-05:002013-06-07T11:27:13.542-05:00the comment section was closed on the older twitte...the comment section was closed on the older twitter post. BTW do you really not know where the 140 char limit comes from? The texting standard called SMS (like S&M for word loving people) was developed long before twitter and was the texting standard when twitter started. The SMS standard has set the message limit to 140 8-bit characters. Twitter was designed for phone usage.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com