tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post7776251795400469150..comments2023-12-28T11:27:12.248-06:00Comments on The Art of Being Conflicted: Last Chance Deductions, Maybe or Maybe NotCperzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-16029056842365961742013-04-17T20:30:51.227-05:002013-04-17T20:30:51.227-05:00lolzlolzmeleahrebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-41166024288051030322013-04-16T22:33:22.346-05:002013-04-16T22:33:22.346-05:00How the hell did you manage to make the topic of t...How the hell did you manage to make the topic of taxes SOFA KING funny?!! You rule!!meleahrebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-32325564309718965632013-04-15T08:26:20.663-05:002013-04-15T08:26:20.663-05:00What...what ... we aren't suppose to be deduct...What...what ... we aren't suppose to be deducting our bar visits and electronics???? I could of sworn I saw that on page 3, 567, 457 of the tax code. <br /><br /><br /><br />Obviously, I don't have this down to a science. Last year my return was 65 pages of assorted babble and this year it was 87 pages of assorted babble and I still had to pay to 2 states. <br /><br /><br /><br />Your drug dealer is named Q-Murder??? Yikes!!!! I think it would be safer to deal with national chains like Stoked-on-Coke or 1-800-Junkie. Again, I am no expert as Advil is as risky as I get. I know...I am a real risk taker, huh???Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-40078687402501857332013-04-15T08:15:38.236-05:002013-04-15T08:15:38.236-05:00I'm just waiting for the day that a trip to th...I'm just waiting for the day that a trip to the bar to talk about our next blog post can be written off as a "business meeting." Or buying a brand new top of the line laptop just so I can open Microsoft Word can be written off as a "business expense."<br /><br /><br />Also, my drug dealer is REALLY going to want to see those deductions. But Q-Murder can be a bit difficult to reason with. Also, he is possibly illiterate.abeerfortheshowernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-2959869057801502282011-08-24T16:05:43.596-05:002011-08-24T16:05:43.596-05:00Funny and creative tax deductions for sure. What ...Funny and creative tax deductions for sure. What is really funny as some of them were allowed.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-25819939671182794582011-08-24T12:24:39.232-05:002011-08-24T12:24:39.232-05:00OMG, these are hilarious. Scary thing is that som...OMG, these are hilarious. Scary thing is that some people try crazy stuff with their taxes.Aletahttp://www.fleurdealeta.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-57631291929776286222011-08-21T13:39:54.248-05:002011-08-21T13:39:54.248-05:00I can see where that might work. Too bad I didn&#...I can see where that might work. Too bad I didn't know about this when I was young and still had a decent body. I would have changed my name to something fun like Chesty Love did and get me a tax deduction.Cheryl P.http://artofbeingconflicted.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-16455295139048945622011-08-21T12:31:08.020-05:002011-08-21T12:31:08.020-05:00OMG!! These are way too funny! I think "Get Y...OMG!! These are way too funny! I think "Get Yourself Some New Boobs" deduction might be my favorite!! Ahahahahhahhahmeleahrebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-74630120864835758382011-05-17T17:33:43.933-05:002011-05-17T17:33:43.933-05:00Ha! That is hilarious! Now I just need to go out a...Ha! That is hilarious! Now I just need to go out and get a boob job. LOLMomma Fargohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-44802391377313179842011-04-16T17:31:36.228-05:002011-04-16T17:31:36.228-05:00Hey mon, no worries, watch how much rum yu drink, ...Hey mon, no worries, watch how much rum yu drink, mon, de tax deductions don't come back round for a year.Cperzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-4213397040868038252011-04-16T16:16:13.484-05:002011-04-16T16:16:13.484-05:00If boob jobs are tax deductible, I would certainly...If boob jobs are tax deductible, I would certainly not suggest that to my wife...she might smack me for even thinking that. Too funny.....gotta run, I have my corporate meeting at the bar on the beach in Bermuda in a few minutes, hey where is everyone????.....what we learn. ThanksWaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04355775203040176024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-18934111330415011352011-04-16T11:59:58.845-05:002011-04-16T11:59:58.845-05:00I don't know, Momma Fargo, thats a whole lot o...I don't know, Momma Fargo, thats a whole lot of power....guns and fake boobs.Cperzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-88644624032990286292011-04-16T10:23:31.441-05:002011-04-16T10:23:31.441-05:00Ha! That is hilarious! Now I just need to go out a...Ha! That is hilarious! Now I just need to go out and get a boob job. LOLMomma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-48975318949565388702011-04-15T20:54:42.864-05:002011-04-15T20:54:42.864-05:00Oh, dear God, did I give you hives? Let me get ba...Oh, dear God, did I give you hives? Let me get back on the Internet and get the absolute cure for the hives. I am sure the web doc is at least as accurate as the web accountant. I am researching...sorry to tell you you can't go into a coma. Turns out comas are bad for your health.Cperzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-50678957985447566732011-04-15T20:31:51.861-05:002011-04-15T20:31:51.861-05:00"I got my information off of the ever reliabl..."I got my information off of the ever reliable, never wrong on any subject, have to believe it because I read it and it looked accurate enough to have me repeat it, Internet." BEST --- LINE --- EVAH!<br /><br />Ok...now that I've got the hives from reading a post that remotely touches on math, I'm going to go itch myself into a coma! Thanks for the laugh beforehand though! =)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-55129671192127034682011-04-15T16:11:03.627-05:002011-04-15T16:11:03.627-05:00I thought that was rather interesting to. There w...I thought that was rather interesting to. There were a couple of other examples that were hysterical but rather long winded.<br /><br />Not only does GE not have to pay this year they got a credit for 3.2 Million carried over for next year. I think they would be hard not to do business with since they own (or partially own) a whole lotta stuff. I want them to pay Club America dues.Cperzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-71945625673752212222011-04-15T15:44:20.321-05:002011-04-15T15:44:20.321-05:00"Take a boom box and a g-string." LOL! ..."Take a boom box and a g-string." LOL! I had no idea a boob job could be deducted, but I guess if you're a stripper that would make sense. <br /><br />And it makes me nauseous that you and I will be writing a check to the IRS and G.E. won't. I'll never buy anything made by them again.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-67646161638457351742011-04-15T12:49:22.365-05:002011-04-15T12:49:22.365-05:00Hi Michelle, If I had prizes to give for the funni...Hi Michelle, If I had prizes to give for the funniest comment today, it just might be yours for the taking. I doubt that the IRS would go for that one but I am sure they have seen deductions far crazier than that.Cperzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09062444081488414888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740338215172190519.post-55574693396893388012011-04-15T11:24:52.235-05:002011-04-15T11:24:52.235-05:00I like the idea of being able to write off a boob ...I like the idea of being able to write off a boob job. Do you think they would look at my boob lift as a public service- a charitable activity to spare others from seeing my girls south of Rio where they currently reside?Bodacious Boomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541581963810435319noreply@blogger.com