Showing posts with label shoplifting. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Shopping Paranoia


It's that time of year that most of my gender is eager to shop for their summer wardrobe. I seem to be one of
the few that is reluctant to get out and revamp my winter duds with lighter, brighter, funner (yes, I realize that isn't a real word)  summer duds.  I hate shopping in general but I especially hate "hunting for bargains".  Oh, don't get me wrong.  It's not the saving money part, I detest.  I love saving money.   It's the fact that the stores that seem to offer the deepest discounts, also offer the greatest measure of security.   It's more like dealing with the TSA than a retailer. The big difference, of course, is the pat-down would be on the WAY OUT not the way in.