Friday, February 10, 2012

Around the Water Cooler 2/10/2012

I found my self saying out loud "over and over and over" this week...."I just can't believe what possesses people to behave the way they do or say the things they say.   A lot of the stories this week are just tragic.  There is just no understanding as to how people can be as cruel...evil, really as they are.   Here in KC, a 19 year old was sentenced to life for killing her neighbor, a nine year old, when she was 15.  She wrote about the horrific crime in detail saying how fun and exciting it was.   It just defies explanation.

Makes all the "minimally crazy crap" pretty laughable.  On my last post, I was talking about how this aging thing is a little perturbing and to add to my apprehension,  I see a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sly Stallone getting ready for surgery

Is There a Pill for This

What got my attention besides  the wave of nausea  that swept over me while looking at Arny,  was the line in the story that said:

For the record, Arnie is 64 and Stallone is 65 ... and still in better shape than most humans.

What????   Compared to who???  Really, this isn't settling my nerves about the effects of aging.

Money Talks, even if it is Crazy Talk

Fausat Ogunbayo, 46, recently filed a $900 trillion law suit against the city of New York and its Administration for Children’s Services for allegedly improperly placing her two sons in a Queens foster home more than three years ago.  According to Ogunbayo she says her rights have been violated.  Fausat is acting as her own attorney (are we surprised??) and going after not millions...not even billions but trillions. 

Officials from the city say the the children were removed from the home as Fausat seems to exhibit mental issues including delusions.   

I don't think her lawsuit is proving the city wrong.

Blame it on the Boobs

A Florida woman was arrested on Sunday for driving under the influence.  She insisted that she would have passed the sobriety test had it not been for her big boobs. Maureen Raymond claimed that even though she was driving over the speed limit, reeked of alcohol, had slurred speech and crossed over the yellow line several times that the real reason she couldn't stand to do the field sobriety test was the fact you can't balance when you have big breasts.

According to the police report when asked if she was ok, she responded that she had whiplash and big boobs.  Do we see a pattern here????

After doing a little dance for the police officers, she tried to undress to show off the goods but the officer asked her to keep her arms to her sides.  According to Maureen, that can't be guessed it...with big boobs.

Sibling Rivalry Goes Wild

A couple of weeks ago, you might remember that John Goodman, the founder of Polo Club Palm Beach, adopted his 42 year old girlfriend for the purpose of protecting his millions in an upcoming lawsuit levied against him. John is being sued by the parents of a young man that was killed when John (allegedly) ran a stop sign while he was intoxicated broadsiding a car driven by Scott Wilson.

 Now that girlfriend/daughter, Heather Laruso Hutchins is part of the $300 million dollar trust set up for the kids, the REAL kids aren't taking it well.

John's biological children are suing.  According to court papers filed on behalf of his teenage children, they feel that daddy abused the adoption process by making his girlfriend his daughter. Now that Hutchens is  John's third child, she is entitled to a 3rd of the children's trust. According to the article, that adds up to about 5 million a year.  (I wonder if he is open to future adoptions as I am an orphan at this point in my life)

Speaking of family trees with very few branches, here is another family that had some very strange dynamics.


meleahrebeccah said...

I can't get past the 15 year old killing a 9 year old - and then writing a book about it. That makes me sick.

The boobs story made me laugh out loud. for real.

Cheryl P. said...

I think the nutty chick wrote it in her diary and it was used by the prosecution at her trial. Not only is she EEEVVVILLL but really stupid as well.

The busty drunk is something else. I tried to find a picture of her but all the pics were from the neck up. How big could her boobs possibly be????

On the same page of AOL where I first saw that story was another story about Sheyla Hershey just setting the world record for boob size 38KKK. Some things go way past the level of looking good and land smack dab into the level of gross.

Nicky said...

Ok, Arnie is just gross.

I would actually offer the city a few trillion dollars to take my kids away. You know, if I had that kind of money. And if I had those kinds of kids.

I think the next time I call in sick for work, I'm going to use my boobs as an excuse. I can't get out of bed because my boobs are too drunk... I mean, big.

5 million per year? I'm not an orphan, but for that kind of money, I could become one.

Cheryl P. said...

Nicky, You always make me laugh.

Arnie = gross, oh, yeah.

My guess is that the kids she wants back are now hiding under the bed from embarrassment. Who wants to have the nut bag mom that dreams up a 900 Trillion dollar lawsuit? Its kind of like the embarassment all 14 kids of Octomom's kids will feel when they are old enough to watch any of her interviews.

Maybe your boobs could be both drunk and big. Double the reason to not go to work.

My big question is the next time girlfriend/daughter gets really pissed at him, can she have him arrested for incest.

Bodaciousboomer said...

If you want to really be amazed by family dynamics gone terribly wrong, just tune into any Maury show.

A recent show was titled :"I slept with my baby daddy's step-brother's dog."

Sadly, no one even seem shocked.

Cheryl P. said...

I didn't realize that Maury was still on TV. You are right about the fact nothing is shocking anymore. Sad is exactly the correct word.