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As far as the lesser reported news there were a few reports that are more in keeping with "odd" Friday news here at TAOBC.
Ask Your Server's Name
As luck would have it, on February 25th, Brianna was working when a woman ordered a drink using Brianna's driver's license. That's right the customer handed over Brianna's stolen ID. Brianna handed it back saying "I'll be right back with your margarita." and then went to the back and called the cops.
The 26 year old woman was arrested and is facing identity theft. The police also, found narcotics in her possession.
Why a 26 year old was using a fake ID is a mystery in itself. Still...isn't it a wonderful thing when things work out so well.
Saves on Gas but Doesn't Move Very Fast
An Arkansas woman, Jamie Jeanette Craft , crashed her 2001 Pontiac into the side of a mobile home at a high rate of speed last Sunday according to KAIT-TV.
The father of the boy that the truck belonged to, did manage to get her off the toy, but she took off walking. She was later arrested at the home of her mother.
Craft was charged with driving while intoxicated, public intoxication, refusal to submit, disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, and driving without a valid license.
I guess it isn't against the law to do all that while not wearing any pants.
A Bad Week for Jeanettes
A 52 year old, Jeanette Ellis, in South Carolina came across a box of old VHS tapes of porn and decided to peddle them door to door. She figured that the 15 tapes could sell for $5.00 each.
One of the doors she knocked on seemed more disturbed about..well...being disturbed and called the cops to file a complaint about "unwanted solicitation". When the Gaffney Police came, she told them that she had some porn to sell. Unfortunately, for Jeanette, she didn't have the necessary license to sell porn. That takes a permit.
Policed seized her porn and charged her for not having the permit.
The article said she started with 15 tapes and the cops seized 12 tapes. Are we to surmise that she managed to sell 3 VHS tapes of porn. Are there people in South Carolina with VHS machines and the willingness to buy dirty movies from a door to door salesman?
Did He Mean Virginia or Vagina?