Now for those of you that have already lost focus, because your thinking that I have misspelled "whackjob". Pay attention...I looked up not only the correct spelling but the definition as well. According to Wiktionary:
Look Both Ways
A Wisconsin man was hospitalized Tuesday after he leaped in front of his estranged wife’s Dodge Durango in an attempt to prevent her from voting for a candidate other than Gov. Scott Walker.
|As you might of already guessed, this isn't the real Jeffery. I don't|
think he was up for photos after being driven over by
the Durango driven by his deranged...errr...estranged wife.
As far as Mike's assertion that crazy liberal nuts are ALWAYS pulling crap like this, ...I think that is unfair... I personally don't know of any other crazy liberal nuts that have run over their spouses with a Dodge Durango.
Rule #1- Children Get to Ride Inside the Car
I think it would have been interesting if the U.S. Marshall would of strapped the two "really bad parents" onto the hood of his car to take them into the station. Maybe they would have liked it.
The Cost of Smoking
Police say a New York man who refused to pay his cab fare was arrested and charged with theft of services.
The Post-Standard of Syracuse reported that a 68 year old man, Carl Kulmas, hired a taxi to take him to three stores on Monday in search of cheap cigarettes. Each time he came out empty-handed saying that the price of the smokes were too high.
OK...I see you wondering why I picked this one. Rather mundane as my weird news stories go. The shocker to this one is that the guy had been taken to three different stores and his cab fare was $12.40. That is SHOCKING. I don't think I have ever been to a place where backing out of your driveway in a cab wouldn't of cost more than that.
Everyone has a hobby
|That just can not be comfortable.|
A Texas man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after cops and scores of witnesses spotted him riding a unicycle naked over a bridge.
Joseph Farley, 45, can be seen atop his unicycle in the above photo, which was snapped by a motorist crossing the Highway 146 bridge in Kemah, a city 30 miles southeast of Houston.
Farley, who was not intoxicated, apparently stripped off his clothes at the base of the bride before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire. He explained to cops that he enjoyed the experience of naked unicycling.
Booked into the Galveston County jail, Farley is being held on lieu of $1500 on the misdemeanor charge.
The police report noted that the man was not armed.
So did you hear any stories this week that had whackjobs acting weird? Or have you been busy riding a unicycle?