Over Her Dead Body
A Nebraska man has been accused of impersonating a funeral director. (who knew that this was such a problem that there are actual laws against it?)
Terry Kruthals went to a mortuary about two weeks ago pretending to be a mortician. He told the an employee of Wadlow Rozanke Funeral Home in Lincoln, NE, that he was a representative of the family of one of the deceased in their care.
The body of an ex-girlfriend was at the funeral home and Terry was trying to retrieve an engagement ring he had given her with an estimated current value of around $500.00. However, when the funeral director asked Terry a few work related questions, he appeared nervous which prompted the police to be called.
Kurtzhals was arrested for impersonating a funeral director but upon further investigation several additional charges were added.
I think this poor dead girl is the unluckiest person I have ever read about. It's bad enough...dying and all.... but she was engaged to a shmuck. He gave her a $500.00 engagement ring set AND then wanted to swipe the engagement ring off her poor dead finger. Also, it must be noted, if you feel the need to pretend to be a mortician, there might be a quiz.
Last One Standing Gets the Beer
Vanessa Robinson was charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly cut her boyfriend numerous times because he was trying to leave her apartment with the last beer..a Colt 45 to be specific.
According to the Pennsylvania State Police, when Vanessa realized that James was taking the last beer, she started kicking and pushing before grabbing a knife. James was unable to disarm her and ended up in the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Vanessa ended up in jail.
Call me a skeptic but this relationship might be doomed. If they stay together, James better share the beer and hide the knives.
Very Expensive Breast Augmentation
Police in Spain arrested at the Barcelona airport was hiding more than 3 pounds of cocaine in her breast implants.
|Perhaps she had a tattoo that triggered their suspicions|
The woman arriving from Columbia was detained after security noticed two recent surgical scars under her breasts. The woman was taken to the hospital where it was discovered that there was cocaine in her implants. Some had seeped into her blood stream.
After reading several articles in my quest to find out what tipped authorities off, ABC news said that security noticed white patches under her fresh surgical wounds. Huh? While I am still not entirely clear why they would be checking out her breasts, it must be noted that being tidy is always a good thing.
May Your Christmas Be Merry and Bright...No... Nix the Bright
A Wichita, Kansas man got a ticket on Tuesday.David Hill decked out his pickup for the holidays. HO HO, OH NO...He got stopped and ticketed.
David had decked out his truck to bring attention to his charity, One Spark. The charity provides holiday joy to the less fortunate around Wichita by providing food, coats and toys for the needy.
So when he covered his pickup truck with lights a couple of weeks ago, he thought it would bring some cheer to people.
Surprise, Surprise! David got stopped and given a $274.00 ticket. According to Police lieutenant Joe Schroeder, it's an issue of safety. He believes that people will be distracted by the colorful truck and accidents will follow.
|856 lights and one ticket later|
I think the Wichita Police department just made Santa's naughty list.